Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Confession #17: I Wanted This

I know I wanted something. I'm not sure it was this. 

I guess I wanted to spend every waking minute answering demands, feeding, changing, clothing and entertaining my minions. Meow, meow. Scratch, scratch. At an absurdly loud volume "Momma, Momma, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The first thing that makes sense to come out of a 2 1/2 year olds' mouth the moment she wakes up at 6:30am. 

Arden: "GOLDFISH!!!!" 
Me: "How do you ask for something?"
Arden, with a total change of voice from crazed to angelic: "Goldfish please Momma"


One second later.


Arden: "Dinner!!!!!" 
Me: "How do you…."

Arden: "Cheese!!! I want cheese!!!"
Me: One more time as I lay into the invisible punching bag in my mind. 

I guess I wanted to listen to the Walt Disney channel on Pandora constantly. I must have wanted to play 52 pick-up 52,000 times a day. I definitely wanted to clean crayon off of plates and pick stickers off the floor/toilet/walls/my feet....

I know what I want. 


I want to be able to make love to my husband in my bed without fear of waking the baby. I mean I want to do things I don't want my inlaws to read about.... I want to sing at the top of my lungs and dance and let go. I wanna look cute, go to the Feve, grab a Guinness and run into the Punch Brothers doing an impromptu performance of Clara. A brilliant song by a ridiculous band that completely transports me. 


We want and we get and then sometimes, we find out there's a lifetime warranty with no return policy. 


The only thing that makes sense is to go back for more. 

To be continued sometime around May 10th or sooner if I'm lucky. And, I'm not. 


6 comments:

  1. THis is all soooooooo true. THey say it's going to be all worth it. We'll see. :)

    Where are you going to put the new baby?

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    1. For real we are gonna to copy you. Toss the couch. Toss anything that doesn't fit into the storage space. Get a glider and move our bed into the living room. I think we'll also get a cosleeper for the first months. If he sleeps well then, oh never mind. He won't!

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  2. Your words always mean so much...I love and miss you sista! Kevin

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    1. Love and miss you too! Just venting one of the many feelings… xoxo

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  3. Hi I’m Heather! Please email me when you get a chance! I have a question about your blog. HeatherVonsj(at)gmail(dot)com

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